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Post by Joanna on Sat Jan 28 2012, 19:05

lol! 10 out of 10 Lorna....


....life size cardboard cut out of George Clooney to fool them into complete submission.


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Post by melbert on Sat Jan 28 2012, 22:23

some random chick's 42 inch leg.


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Post by LornaDoone on Sun Jan 29 2012, 01:23

...an extended period - doctors won't disclose illness. Fans overjoyed she'll miss Oscar's red carpet.

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Post by playfuldeb on Sun Jan 29 2012, 10:42

Einstein only if dog agrees not to lift his leg on anyone's dresses


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Post by Joanna on Sun Jan 29 2012, 11:14

the clone attending Oscars while the real Clooney spends time
at girl friend's sick bed.


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Post by Cinderella on Sun Jan 29 2012, 21:53

they dream of it too.

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Post by melbert on Sun Jan 29 2012, 22:12

In George Clooney's Bat Suit


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Post by LornaDoone on Sun Jan 29 2012, 22:50

...Snooki has agreed to present SAG best actor award.

Clooney's gal pal hears of Snooki getting SAG gig and...
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Post by melbert on Mon Jan 30 2012, 00:03

Runs out for a spray tan and high hair.

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Post by LornaDoone on Mon Jan 30 2012, 02:20

...regretted that last Margarita when she barfed on George's shoes.

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Post by Cinderella on Mon Jan 30 2012, 02:29

Longs To Be With His Master.

Roses On Sale, Freak Accident:
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Post by Joanna on Mon Jan 30 2012, 12:29

....as Einstein & Uggie Pee on all the Stems.


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Post by melbert on Mon Jan 30 2012, 19:38

That Tall Lady With The Funny Hair Tried To Make Them Wear The Dress.

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Post by Joanna on Mon Jan 30 2012, 20:20

Breach of the Peace, Drunk & Disorderly and
Performing a Crude Act in Public

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Post by LornaDoone on Tue Jan 31 2012, 00:37

...remake of Lady and the Tramp. Or is that The Tramp and the other Lady?


Clooney fresh off his loss at the SAG awards goes...
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Post by melbert on Tue Jan 31 2012, 01:18

home to Kentucky and cries on his momma's shoulder.

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Post by Cinderella on Wed Feb 01 2012, 15:00

Iggy after receiving the dog as a gift.

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Post by LornaDoone on Thu Feb 02 2012, 04:12

...remake! Major roles announced:

George Clooney to star as the Captain (singing to be dubbed)

Adele as Maria (thank gad! someone who can actually sing!)

Several of George's ex's were viciously vying for the role of his daughter Liesl but we hear Shailene Woodley has a lock on the role

Elizabetta Canalis had hoped to snag a role but her past as a nun mocker disqualified her.


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Post by playfuldeb on Thu Feb 02 2012, 04:15

dance while walking on his hands


twin daredevils pull the most amazing stunt:
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Post by Joanna on Thu Feb 02 2012, 20:36

Enjoy 69 while rolling along the Red Carpet...there and back gotpics


Blonde Female Photographer in LA Drops Camera in Shock
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Post by Cinderella on Fri Feb 03 2012, 01:14

She Arrived At the Wrong Venue.

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Post by Maggy on Fri Feb 03 2012, 01:57

Finding a Sugar Daddy should give them a jump start.

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Post by LornaDoone on Fri Feb 03 2012, 04:51

...means you're not getting much sex, new study reports!

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Post by Joanna on Fri Feb 03 2012, 12:53

....Are Received by L A Wine Merchant Instead of Red Wine !


George Clooney's latest prank on Wine Merchant backfires because....


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Post by playfuldeb on Fri Feb 03 2012, 23:39

wine wont process through the nespresso machine

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Post by melbert on Fri Feb 03 2012, 23:44

be ridden butt nekkid.

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Post by Joanna on Fri Feb 03 2012, 23:52

One hundred females, aged 65, riding butt nekkid on bicycles.


Four seater plane makes emergency landing because....
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Post by playfuldeb on Sat Feb 04 2012, 00:56

the sun reflecting off of the skin of one hundred naked senior women riding motorcycles blinded the pilots
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Post by Joanna on Sat Feb 04 2012, 13:45

playfuldeb wrote:the sun reflecting off of the skin of one hundred naked senior women riding motorcycles blinded the pilots

Next headline please playful ?

You got CRS again ? Never mind....we all understand Thumbs up!
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Post by Cinderella on Tue Feb 07 2012, 02:40

Here's a List of the Top Ten Destinations for...
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Post by Joanna on Tue Feb 07 2012, 13:09

Rescue Dogs to Run to for a Good Home

1. George Clooney's House in Los Angeles
2. Ditto
3. Ditto
4. Ditto
5. Ditto
6. George Clooney's House on Lake Como
7. Ditto
8. Ditto
9. Ditto
10. Ditto


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Post by Cinderella on Tue Feb 07 2012, 22:41

Angry Adoptive Parents! "Where, Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone?"

http://www.kidsongs.com/lyrics/where-oh-where-has-my-little-dog-gone.html

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Post by melbert on Wed Feb 08 2012, 03:12

All Dogs Gone to Heaven at George Clooney's House with Einstein.

Einstein has just been awarded the ...
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Post by Joanna on Wed Feb 08 2012, 11:55

"Host with the Most" Medal for His Dogitarian Work amongst
Homeless Dogs

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Post by Joanna on Mon Feb 13 2012, 22:10

Waiting for you melbert to get this going again !
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Post by melbert on Mon Feb 13 2012, 22:58

erecting a Statue of Einstein in front of his new home for the lonely hearted bitches. (female dogs people, female dogs)

The residents of Studio City in an uproar about all the...
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Post by Joanna on Tue Feb 14 2012, 01:08

peeing and pooping going on all over the place.

New Pet Food store opens in....
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Post by melbert on Tue Feb 14 2012, 01:25

Stacy Keibler's Home

The dogs have all gone to the vet after eating at the New Pet Food Store due to...
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Post by Joanna on Tue Feb 14 2012, 11:51

an overindulgence of very high fibre dog food.

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Post by Cinderella on Tue Feb 14 2012, 16:44

Allowing cat full rein.

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Post by Joanna on Tue Feb 14 2012, 17:17

An All Clear Black Lab report and Blue Cat scan jumps....
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Post by Cinderella on Sat Feb 18 2012, 00:23

off the page: Alert Sounded!

New Research Observation Perceives Brain Linked To...
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Post by Joanna on Sat Feb 18 2012, 10:46

Left Big Toe in Brunette Females with Blue Eyes.

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Post by melbert on Sun Feb 19 2012, 22:34

Coveralls on the Hayride

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Post by Joanna on Sun Feb 19 2012, 22:37

Too Many Bouncing Boobs Group

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Post by melbert on Sun Feb 19 2012, 22:46

poopy mess left in the haywagon

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Post by Joanna on Sun Feb 19 2012, 22:49

16 Vestal Virgin Poodles, Leaving for the Coast

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Post by Cinderella on Wed Feb 22 2012, 20:52

2 Harbor Seals: Where's the Tanning Lotion?

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Post by Maggy on Wed Feb 22 2012, 21:00

made of 90% squid oil and 10% donkey semen scratch

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Post by Cinderella on Wed Feb 22 2012, 21:13

For Your Eyes Only. (Whoever reads the bottle)

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