A new script to George Clooney's dating life

Tired of the rinse and repeat and PR stunts of George's dating life, I decided to write my own version. A different one of course. ( Any similarities to reality are mere coincidence. )

Once upon a time, there is this incredible Hollywood hunk that could not settle to any woman. What would it be? Finally, he started dating this girl,a former lingerie wrestler. Was it a real relationship? where are the photos? will he introduce her to the world?

Soon after some festival, these questions were answered. Not sure if they were real, but they looked great together to some avid fans who always accept his girlfriends of at first; the photos of them together were shown at "Deceive reality channel" . After all the buzz, he was ready to make her official...

... But she was already flauting her a*sets, talking about the relationship and getting stalked by paparazzi long before they were official... Would it last?! Then...

They were finally seen riding on his Harley, but no red carpet appearences yet. They waited for the big awards in the beginning of 2012. And there they were, a golden couple! They gently hugged. She touched his face. They were truly in love. His fans finally accepted her because he was genuinely happy!

The so called bachelor was in love. She was THE ONE! Fans had no idea was coming next... They secretly married because she was expecting their first baby and he wanted to make this guy's girl an honorable woman that she truly was.

They were happy for a while. But she finally got bored with her housewife life, she wanted a career in Hollywood. He was always away due to his workload and she could not take any longer. But instead of divorcing, she first cheated on him with someone half his age.

For his suffer, they divorced and she took many of his millions with her. He was devastated (not only for losing her, but all the money). The only time he believed that he had found the one (beautiful and smart), whom could understand his life style demands and finally showed him the fairytale exists, had betrayed him. Then, he went back to his old ways. Some called a Hugh Hefner syndrome. But there he was back to his bachelor solitude.


THE END.

ps: Do not infringe copyright.

pps: This is just the first draft. Feel free to send or write (here) suggestions for this soap opera.

pps: Thank God I am not a writer, hahaha.

Hysterical. You write as well as some of those spoof columnists. Hope you tweek it when you get some more ideas.

wooow , what an ending , but it seemed real in an imaginable way

well, let me tell you that for me his best girlfriend has been Elisabetta Canalis, but her biggest mistake was to tell that she wanted to get married and to have kids. Besides she comes from a good family and good education too.

And now with his new girl I think that is not a serious relationship, cause' he likes brunette women. Anyway, I love him and the great human being he is.

@Letisia Ponce I think he’s a great actor, great person and doesn’t pretend to be anything that he is not. He’s real. I really think he’s not what everyone thinks he is. I don’t think he’s a womanizer, he used to be but I don’t think he does that stuff anymore. I love the photo, thanks!

@LouisLane I don’t mind your spoof but do I sense a little bitterness? I hope you don’t stop liking George because of these stories that come out that may or may not be true. You know throughout his career stories come out about him that he has no control over. This Stacy thing is only that, a thing. I really don’t think he’s ready to settle down just yet. He just got out of a bad relationship. What is the psychological reason for your story? I hope you’re okay! I would hate for any of George’s fans to be upset over a little gossip. Just hang on, we’ll find the truth out soon. He is supposed to be in LA. If we see him out or on the bike with Stacy, then we know it’s real. If we don’t, then we know it’s not. Hang in there, please!

Hi Patty, thank you thank you! I think you got my sarcasm!

Sarah:

Uau LouisLane, you got the story.
You are a really good writer. Love it!
Thank you so much for saying what so many are feeling and/or thinking.
I liked the idea of the first child- the baby Clooney. When I read that an image crossed my mind: a giant outdoor on Times Square with George, Stacy and Baby Clooney advertising for Nespresso Baby Milk machine!
Thanks again

thank you Marina! nespresso commercial? I might add this, if I decide to add more things. Thanks for the suggestion, great idea!

Cinderella: Isn't George tghe first one to laugh at himself?Why can't i? Knowing and seeing that all his personal choices are fame hungry and desperate for attention (pretending they are that special, wholesome and unique to be THE ONE) might be sad and bitter (on their part), non? So, Let's give a good laugh!

ps: Thanks for conerning about me. I still like his talent (mainly as a director), but as I said I will not spend a penny, a nickel, a dime or a dollar on anything he is involved. I will see on dvd, if one of my friends buy it (LOL).

Ps: I never thought I would say this--- Thank you Elisabetta for showing me the mess his life is and how he mixes with his professional life if he wants to do it. What a contradiction! "Do as I say, not as I do".

well ill try another version of the possible ending of the story,

blablabla... he thought that he finally was in love so he decided to marry her and they planned a wonderful marriage in como;everybody was there,parents,friends,angelinas,all the stuff needed hundreds of paparazzi all with the exclusive;its a beautiful sunny morning in the fancy little church(of course they want a serious ceremony),serious mendelshon classic marriage music,she has a wonderful white pure white dress,she deserves it,the pure i mean,cavalli made it,and for the occasion cavalli had his 23 work on his face and nobody could recognize him;
in the church signorini and c. are crying for the emotion, there are also all the starry stars of dancing with starlettes all over the world,a real crowd of foolish;
he waits for her while she walks nicely,may be trying some little wrestling here and there among the pan caked faces just to remember what was in her past ,a glorious past;
finally they stand together,the ceremony is going to start,in the silence you can hear all his ex sniffing lightly in the back of the church,they are dressed all the same ,very chic and low key in red pailleettes,they are a club,a clan,a class,they whisper george george, george...a really emotional moment ;there are also some people of imdb,they are all in black,one in particular is in a very elegant straitjacket;
the two lovers look each other,he smiles with the latest teeth they made him,she smiles as she can with the latest botox she had,the music fades,stan smiles happy,the priest starts the ceremony when from the shadows a loud NOOOOOOOOOOOO,an italian loud NOOOOOOOOO.!!!
everybody is schocked, whats happening? from the very back of the nicest little church ,another bride goes on, quite tall i should say but you cannot see who she is,a long veil on her face,just notice that shes dressed in a magnific dolce and gabbana,(cavalli faints istantly),stacy tries to stop her with some wrestling and some mambo or chachacha,but the new bride is strong and throws her away ,far away; george is totally confused and looks for the bottle of whisky hidden in his dress made by the taylor of the fastweb adv,the ex scream altogether,and in front of the shaken shattered guests,the incredible apparition reveals her identity!its him!the plumber of laglio! the real love of george,THE ONE, like dustin hoffman in the last scene of the graduate he goes on screaming NOOOOOO and george understands,he finally knows that he cannot escape from his eyes,from his voice,from his appeal,in one second they run out,the chaos is total,pitt kisses the priest,signorini texts histerically,canalis texts histerically,rande takes advantage of the circumstances for touching the butts of every man and woman he can reach,stacy takes off her dress and poses for the paps ,in all the confusion ,while the two lovers disappear in a cloud of dust from their harley davidson towars their golden destiny,just mama and papa clooney are calm and smiling like we always see them,like two statues made of wax ;they know that their george will always be our george,our beloved george, and nothing will change because there will always be someone who will say that it was a fake something,that the plumber was not a plumber but an opera ballerina etc etc etc

I laughed until I cried! Seriously! OMG. This was too much!

I thought about writing the wedding in detail, but I would never give this twist!

this is the best topic on COH

Thanks Lolo! feel free to contribute. I might expand this little spoof in the next few days, . Stay tuned!

@Dorisday, love your story, hilarious.

Letisia Ponce wrote:well, let me tell you that for me his best girlfriend has been Elisabetta Canalis, but her biggest mistake was to tell that she wanted to get married and to have kids. Besides she comes from a good family and good education too.

And now with his new girl I think that is not a serious relationship, cause' he likes brunette women. Anyway, I love him and the great human being he is.

I don't think Eli was a good girlfriend. She is an opportunist who would use any man to get what she wants.

i dont like eli but i do not think she uses her relations to get what she wants,in fact from her previous relations she did not have anything and i wonder if in the case of clooney she was somehow used just as she used him

I lost this thread... how could I?

anyway funny
the second one, I mean


I also have some ideas
but
I have no time, now

O wow!! what a story!!! you write very well LouisLane!!!!

It would be great if it really happen... conforms to reality!

Louis - Nice start!

But Doris out did you...hahhaha the plumber hahahaha Doris you had me hanging on and almost flew over my handle bars. what a wonderful story the 2 of you put together, so much more entertaining the George's real life. Bravo, Bravo I want more....... How about details of the Honeymoon?

listen
no time to look
at what time will George be there
recording the Letterman show???

Hi it's me - I'm pretty sure Letterman comes on at 11:30 eastern US time. Not sure what channel but you can check.

thanks darling
but the recording?

they usually record during the day... I always remember when there are photo's of guest arriving it is daylight, but not sure when.

yep
me too
the same: pics with fans arriving there, the early afternoon, maybe

ok
dunno

its me try to go to google,you look for david letterman show and youll find out where it will be but in italy we cannot see it,you must wait to find it here

hen just give me some time and ill tell you everything about the honeymoon of george and the plumber

anche no!

doris day wrote:its me try to go to google,you look for david letterman show and youll find out where it will be but in italy we cannot see it,you must wait to find it here

why do
many times
I have that strange sensation that
some
like to 'beat me about the bush'
...?

never mind
byebye

I think the recording is at 5:30pm, so it says online...

New Romantic Script: G has all the girls a man could want or dream of if he accepts a terrible truth. They all want the "cardboard cutout" of a man, like in Up In The Air, not the real person. Who out there would be perceptive and intelligent and persistent enough to get to know the "real George"? Would all of these very young girls, who seem so shallow and vacuous to all of his fans, be there if he needed surgery? Of sure he could always rely on his assistants, many of whom have become his friends, or "the boys" who would do everything in their power that they could for him, of course, but is that really the same as a caring, loving female? Sure G is always so strong and healthy, or at least forces himself to appear that way; so many projects resting on his strong shoulders and so many hard-working employees dependent on him for their livelihood, and so many needy involved in the charity projects that he couldn't possibly show any physical vulnerability. So what does kind of girl and with what character does G really want? And what does he really want his legacy to be? And at what point when too many of his fans make fun of his supposed romantic choices will he finally change his mind about what is important to him in his life? Davida-Rochelle

you are amazing
I agree

hope he is (or will soon to be) fine
with his back and shoulder

"so many projects resting on his strong shoulders and so many hard-working employees dependent on him for their livelihood, and so many needy involved in the charity projects"


hope he IS fine
or will be soon